12 bottles of 14 Hands Merlot
11 tubes of Ulcer Gard
10 dressage lessons
9 bags alfalfa
8 thousand dollars (mama needs a truck, yo!)
7 Likit fillers
6 more bottles of wine.. maybe Chardoneigh-neigh this time
5 days of self-loading practice
4 white polo wraps
Want to waste 5 more minute of your life? Go here
3 vet visits paid
2 sexy grooms
and 1 rather snazzy brown bridle
Red on the Right 
ha!
All very reasonable 😛
lol excellent list!
lol
Haha, the Kocoum reactions were great! Internet is so clever
God yes. If only!