It’s almost Christmas, which means that I am so broke buying other people gifts that I have no money with which to buy pony presents… but in the name of consumerism I am going to share with you what I would really love underneath the Christmas tree…

Santa baby, just slip some Kerrits under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a holder for Foster’s Lickit treats; to eat,
Wouldn’t that be so neat, dear; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the poles that we have missed;
From no dressage arena have I been dismissed;
Next year I could be just as good… if you check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a lengthening trot, a lot;
Been working on it all year; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need…
The deed… to a 5 acre farm, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, I just want to repeat, full seats;
I won’t fit in petites, Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree with gifts from Dover Saddlery;
I really do believe in you;
Let’s see if you believe in me…

Santa baby, forgot to mention for toots… bell boots…
And they must be in green; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight!